Red, White, and Blue Poker League

As seen on ESPN by Humberto Brenes.
As Vicious as his sharp teeth, he knows everything about the game. The odds, the players, any thing he can sink his teeth into. He's hungry... who at the table is his next meal???

It happens to everyone, but that doesn't make it any better. That grimace was taken from a surveillance camera of your look the last time your set got drawn out on a runner, runner, four on the board flush on the River.

How many times have you wanted to tell someone what you really think of their play??? Here's your chance. Let the Donkey be your reminder not to play like an A$$!!!

Tell me, do you have them!!! Whether just a jock, sports enthusiast or an aggressive poker player, are you the one with the balls at the table?

Who is that hiding under the ball cap??? Coach will school you on poker basics, and the finer points of the game, and the only cost... all the chips on the table.

Just a fun play on words. It is a strong hand, but not always the best. When you have your flush you are usually the winner, but drawing for it often ends up sending you down the drain. Smile.

His attitude is "all fun and games", and while most are laughing at his jokes, the Joker is counting your money. No poker face here, just a big smile, all the way to the cash cage.

Everybody wants her. Is tonight the night you get lucky??? If Lady Luck is sitting at your seat, you'll definitely have an extra rack to play with for the night.

A true play on words... when you have the Nutz, your opponent must be crazy to call, and resemble this pokerface. The rest of this guy has a straight jacket on. Poker Prayer: "May all your bets have the nutz behind them."

Is that a smile, a smirk, or just an alluring stare trying to capture the person, or just their chips. She is sexy, smart and oh so dangerous, and the Lady of Poker.

We all know him and love him or hate him. That is the "Cat that caught the canary" smile, just like the one you see when the River catches the card needed to win the hand. Good luck fishing and the other guy gets the Bad Beat.

We all know him... if he bets you fold, and if he calls you fold faster. There is no reading his expressions, but if he is in the hand you better have the nutz to be there too. If you try to bluff the rock, he may be your concrete shoes.

No not some crooked character, but someone hiding behind his designer sunglasses. No telling whether he has the Nutz, or is hoping for that perfect river by looking at Shades eyes, because all anyone will see is their own reflection.
 

Rough and tumble, and never shows whether he has 7-2 off suit or pocket Aces. The true "play the player" expert. He is named after the game that is as big as the state, Hold-em. He plays poker, not just the cards.